Long Island (from a safe distance)

Ha! Behold, a mathematical demonstration that LI is worse than NJ:

1) Go to google
2) Search for new jersey sucks -- 5,630,000 hits
3) Search for long island sucks -- 5,670,000 hits

And now, since I'm still sort of studying for GREs:
(5,670,000-5,630,000)/5,630,000 = 0.0071*100
=> Long Island is ~0.71% worse than New Jersey.

[Update 8/29: Fixed spelling mistake]