Fire safety, CU style

In every year of my undergrad career so far, false fire alarms have been a problem in at least one dorm on campus. This year, however, there have been several actual fires. In response, Residential Programs and Public Safety are sponsoring several events involving prizes and free food. If I'd known we would be rewarded with free food and/or iTunes gift certificates, I could have arranged for actual fires my freshman and sophomore years. Damnit... how disappointing.