Goddamnit!

Someone needs to remind me why I'm studying physics and not exploiting my fellow human beings for fun and profit:

While doing laundry this morning I had a brilliant idea. Take a bunch of dryers that don't really work and convince people that this is intentional - they're energy efficient. Then, hopefully, you can save money for your company by not fixing them *and* instead of getting bad publicity associated with the fact that people have to spend four dollars and five hours doing a single load of laundry you get good publicity for being environmentally friendly.

Later, if I have time, I'll post a picture of what the dryer did to one of my socks. >:-(